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Lowest Crime Rates: 77thMost Devout: 90thHighest Average Tax Rates: 99th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The light of God is a great wealth!
The High Priest
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Croldai

Population11.402 billion

CapitalThe DEN
LeaderThe High Priest
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCrol
AnimalCoyote

The Theocracy of Croldai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The High Priest with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.402 billion Croldaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The DEN. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Croldaian economy, worth a remarkable 4,538 trillion Crols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 398,053 Crols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Croldai's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Croldai is ranked 218,984th in the world and 322nd in The Black Hawks for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.33 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 77thMost Devout: 90thHighest Average Tax Rates: 99thLargest Governments: 107thMost Developed: 173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 195thMost Beautiful Environments: 220thHighest Poor Incomes: 227thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228thMost Efficient Economies: 234thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 271stSmartest Citizens: 290thMost Advanced Public Education: 295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 314thMost Corrupt Governments: 324thHealthiest Citizens: 337thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 443rdMost Armed: 461stBest Weather: 465thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 499thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 799thMost Subsidized Industry: 800thHighest Average Incomes: 800thMost Cultured: 1,166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,476thMost Authoritarian: 2,024thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,455thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,518thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,889thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,925thMost Influential: 6,673rdMost Conservative: 6,756thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,785thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,459thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,752ndMost Stationary: 8,571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,243rdTop
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Most Extreme: 14,766thSafest: 20,439thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,491stMost Income Equality: 20,836th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 23rd in the regionMost Conservative: 23rd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs.
  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, billions of Crols are spent to take high-quality photos of the Coyote Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Croldai, the Croldaian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.

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