The Principality of Crojome Kingdom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arden with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.108 billion Crojomians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dextros. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Crojoman economy, worth 144 trillion Crojs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,554 Crojs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown. Crojome Kingdom's national animal is the Whale Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crojome Kingdom is ranked 191,141^st in the world and 59^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Pro-Market, scoring -85.38 on the Rand Index.