The Principality of Crojome Kingdom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arden with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.312 billion Crojomians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dextros. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crojoman economy, worth 231 trillion Crojs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,980 Crojs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Crojomians, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime is totally unknown. Crojome Kingdom's national animal is the Whale Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crojome Kingdom is ranked 12,926^th in the world and 24^th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.25 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.