Population | 1.862 billion |
Capital | Edan |
Currency | real |
Animal | Lion |
The Kingdom of Croitania is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.862 billion Croitanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.
The very strong Croitanian economy, worth 137 trillion reais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,907 reais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,809 per year while the poor average 11,346, a ratio of 27.5 to 1.
There's more vermin than ever on the metro, Croitanian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Croitania's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Croitania is ranked 156,121st in the world and 2,914th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,755.93 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Croitania's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Croitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Croitania relocated from Osiris to The North Pacific.
- : Croitania altered its national flag.
- : Croitania was refounded in Osiris.
- : Croitania ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : Croitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Croitania's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Croitania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Primitive.
- : Croitania's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".