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Most Conservative: 274thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,434thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,885th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the Glorious Leader!
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Crobland

Population158 million

Currencycrob
Animaltiger

The Dictatorship of Crobland is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 158 million Croblandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The strong Croblandian economy, worth 9.17 trillion crobs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,060 crobs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, countless government officials are accused of espionage, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Crobland's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crobland is ranked 109,143rd in the world and 4,283rd in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,261.68 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Conservative: 274thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,434thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,885thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,713thMost Extreme: 18,348th
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Most Conservative: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 152nd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 459th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 493rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 658th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 717th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crobland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Crobland, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Crobland, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Crobland, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Crobland, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Crobland, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Crobland, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Crobland, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Crobland, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Crobland was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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