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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,002ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,115th
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Cro Magnon

Population16.061 billion

CapitalThe Fire Pit
Leadera council of Dons

Currencyshiny stone
AnimalWoolly Mammoth

The Devastation of Cro Magnon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a council of Dons with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.061 billion Cro Mags live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fire Pit. The average income tax rate is 3.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cro Magnon economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion shiny stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 74,457 shiny stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Woolly Mammoth Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cro Magnon's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darkesianism.

Cro Magnon is ranked 37,960th in the world and 495th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 543.33783281912 Days.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,002ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,115thMost Influential: 1,143rdHighest Drug Use: 1,941stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,945thFattest Citizens: 2,159thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,400thMost Armed: 2,876thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,101stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,575thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,883rdMost Avoided: 4,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,255thLargest Retail Industry: 6,847thRudest Citizens: 7,817thTop
Nudest: 12,315thLargest Mining Sector: 13,559thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,818thLargest Populations: 14,951stHighest Economic Output: 15,451stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,837thLargest Black Market: 19,099thMost Politically Free: 19,374th
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 56th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 58th in the regionMost Avoided: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Populations: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 154th in the regionNudest: 159th in the regionMost Politically Free: 165th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 167th in the regionRudest Citizens: 212th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 228th in the regionLargest Black Market: 235th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 314th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 474th in the regionMost Stationary: 495th in the region

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