The Catholic Agrarian Republic of Cristero is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Sanchez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.278 billion Cristeros love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Guadalupe. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cristero economy, worth 643 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,507 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Roman Catholicism, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cristero's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Cristero is ranked 178,761^st in the world and 40^th in Catholic for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 345.44 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.