The Empire of Crinadia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.673 billion Crinadians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turananto. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crinadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,045 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 306,505 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime is totally unknown. Crinadia's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crinadia is ranked 76,868^th in the world and 2,035^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Average, scoring 40.72 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.