The Empire of Crinadia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 7.917 billion Crinadians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turananto. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Crinadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,534 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 320,167 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime is totally unknown. Crinadia's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crinadia is ranked 235,664^th in the world and 6,355^th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 29.41 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.