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Largest Populations: 1,640th Highest Economic Output: 2,817th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,824th
The Crayola Factory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC
Vice-Delegate and Resident Cardinal
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population26.997 billion

CapitalThe Holy See
LeaderThe Prelature Pope

Currencycrayola marker
Animalscarlet parakeet

The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.997 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The powerhouse Crimson economy, worth a remarkable 2,876 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 106,563 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 634,905 per year while the poor average 8,179, a ratio of 77.6 to 1.

The CrimsonScribbles Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, CrimsonScribbles's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and protests are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 6,357th in the world and 1st in Saint Margaret Mary for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 77.62 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Populations: 1,640thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,817thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,824thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,916thFattest Citizens: 5,515thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,518thMost Pro-Market: 6,246thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,357thMost Influential: 8,087thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,001stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,190thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,286thLargest Black Market: 15,067thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,101stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,085th

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