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Largest Populations: 1,738th Highest Economic Output: 2,807th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,915th
The Crayola Factory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.389 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,668 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,109 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,500 per year while the poor average 8,217, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use The Holy See as a backdrop, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of CrimsonScribblesian Embarrassments, and procrastination is a national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 118,579th in the world and 3rd in Saint Margaret Mary for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,738thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,807thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,915thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,452ndFattest Citizens: 6,722ndMost Pro-Market: 6,780thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,926thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,633rdMost Influential: 8,459thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,333rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,758thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,190thLargest Black Market: 14,845thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,849thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,395th

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