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Largest Populations: 1,720th Highest Economic Output: 2,799th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,797th
The Crayola Factory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC
Regional Influence
Power
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.887 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The powerhouse Crimson economy, worth a remarkable 2,720 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,109 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,500 per year while the poor average 8,217, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use The Holy See as a backdrop, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Crimson Embarrassments, and procrastination is a national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 6,028th in the world and 1st in Saint Margaret Mary for Fattest Citizens, with 21.49 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Populations: 1,720thHighest Economic Output: 2,799thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,797thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,108thMost Pro-Market: 5,978thFattest Citizens: 6,028thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,095thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,663rdTop
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Most Influential: 8,100thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,858thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,730thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,029thLargest Black Market: 14,033rd

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