Largest Populations: 1,778th Highest Economic Output: 2,751st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,665th
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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.794 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,606 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,109 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,500 per year while the poor average 8,217, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use The Holy See as a backdrop, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of CrimsonScribblesian Embarrassments, and procrastination is a national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 102,576th in the world and 4th in Saint Margaret Mary for Most Primitive, scoring -83.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Populations: 1,778thHighest Economic Output: 2,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,415thMost Pro-Market: 5,998thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,202ndFattest Citizens: 6,481stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,393rdTop
Most Influential: 8,343rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,719thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,348thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,027thLargest Black Market: 14,031stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,417thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,601st

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