The Southern Sons of Crims is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Crimson with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.365 billion Crimsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crimsonia. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The strong Crimsian economy, worth 673 trillion Crims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,766 Crims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Crims has designated Crimsonia as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crims's national animal is the cricket, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rastafari.

Crims is ranked 198,801^st in the world and 2^nd in Nyksos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.95 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.