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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 242ndLargest Black Market: 371stHighest Poor Incomes: 425th
The Free Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Guns, medicine, freedom and cash for all!
Fuhrer-President Helmut von Kruger
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Crimetopolis

Population8.803 billion

CapitalLittle Chicago
LeaderFuhrer-President Helmut von Kruger
FaithFreewill Methodist Christianity

CurrencyDollar Gold
Animalteddy bear

The Free Armed Republic of Crimetopolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fuhrer-President Helmut von Kruger with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 8.803 billion Criminals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Chicago. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimetopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,756 trillion Dollar Golds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 426,769 Dollar Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A third of Criminals are e-certified CEOs, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, all recreational drugs are legal, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime is totally unknown. Crimetopolis's national animal is the teddy bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freewill Methodist Christianity.

Crimetopolis is ranked 1,147th in the world and 2nd in Federation of Allies for Most Avoided, scoring 1,247.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 242ndLargest Black Market: 371stHighest Poor Incomes: 425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 486thHighest Average Incomes: 517thLargest Gambling Industry: 531stLargest Mining Sector: 608thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 703rdLargest Retail Industry: 727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 905thMost Avoided: 1,147thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,191stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,348thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,411thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,475thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,642ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,740thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,816thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,904thMost Efficient Economies: 1,906thRudest Citizens: 2,186thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,203rdLargest Governments: 2,239thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,639thHighest Economic Output: 2,731stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,127thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,739thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,209thHealthiest Citizens: 4,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,647thMost Devout: 5,370thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,173rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,889thMost Developed: 7,618thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,315thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,808thSmartest Citizens: 10,878thMost Average: 12,464thHighest Drug Use: 12,520thLowest Crime Rates: 13,967thMost Influential: 14,709th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crimetopolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimetopolis, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimetopolis, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimetopolis, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimetopolis, a third of Criminals are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimetopolis, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimetopolis, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimetopolis, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimetopolis, tabloids coo over Fuhrer-President Helmut von Kruger's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimetopolis, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.

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