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Most Rebellious Youth: 97thLeast Corrupt Governments: 364thMost Advanced Public Education: 408th
The United Anarchy of
Democratic Socialists
O exon ota akoueto
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Crianusia

Population25.904 billion

Capitalthe Land of neither Here nor There
LeaderSierim Serrima
FaithToothfairy Agnosticism

Currencywatermark
Animaljapanese sand badger

The United Anarchy of Crianusia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sierim Serrima with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.904 billion Crianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Land of neither Here nor There. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The Crianusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,706 trillion watermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 143,104 watermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Write-in candidate 'Sierim Serrima Sucks' is perennially popular, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crianusia's national animal is the japanese sand badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toothfairy Agnosticism.

Crianusia is ranked 10,378th in the world and 457th in Balder for Most Secular, with 92.63 Atheism Rate.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 97thLeast Corrupt Governments: 364thMost Advanced Public Education: 408thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 535thMost Pacifist: 612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 623rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 631stMost Cultured: 725thLargest Publishing Industry: 932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 946thSmartest Citizens: 983rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,018thHealthiest Citizens: 1,312thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,877thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,292ndLargest Governments: 2,807thNicest Citizens: 2,825thHighest Economic Output: 3,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,287thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,300thLargest Populations: 3,404thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,562ndMost Inclusive: 3,928thBest Weather: 4,512thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,041stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,339thMost Secular: 10,378thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,039thHighest Average Incomes: 15,126thMost Income Equality: 17,270th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 116th in the regionMost Inclusive: 138th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 175th in the regionBest Weather: 195th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 344th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 361st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 457th in the regionMost Income Equality: 516th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 558th in the regionNudest: 668th in the regionMost Influential: 691st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 716th in the regionMost Stationary: 729th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 766th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Crianusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Crianusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, write-in candidate 'Sierim Serrima Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Crianusia's influence in Balder rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Crianusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, Crianians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.

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