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Most Rebellious Youth: 110thLeast Corrupt Governments: 385thMost Advanced Public Education: 385th
The United Anarchy of
Democratic Socialists
O exon ota akoueto
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Crianusia

Population28.517 billion

Capitalthe Land of neither Here nor There
LeaderSierim Serrima
FaithToothfairy Agnosticism

Currencywatermark
Animaljapanese sand badger

The United Anarchy of Crianusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sierim Serrima with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.517 billion Crianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Land of neither Here nor There. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The strong Crianusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,220 trillion watermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 148,010 watermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, lobster tastes best when it is red, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crianusia's national animal is the japanese sand badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toothfairy Agnosticism.

Crianusia is ranked 2,392nd in the world and 82nd in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 100.09 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 110thLeast Corrupt Governments: 385thMost Advanced Public Education: 385thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 586thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 642ndMost Pacifist: 685thMost Cultured: 739thLargest Publishing Industry: 898thMost Beautiful Environments: 993rdSmartest Citizens: 1,055thHighest Crime Rates: 1,178thHighest Food Quality: 1,326thHealthiest Citizens: 1,392ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,392ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,898thLargest Governments: 3,097thHighest Economic Output: 3,108thLargest Populations: 3,273rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,476thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,535thMost Inclusive: 3,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,484thBest Weather: 4,495thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,126thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,362ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,648thMost Secular: 10,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,178thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,765thMost Income Equality: 16,001stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,263rd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 82nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 167th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 168th in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 221st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 284th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 299th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 351st in the regionMost Income Equality: 373rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 522nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 632nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 787th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, lobster tastes best when it is red.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Crianusia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Crianusia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The People's Republic of Tiplomecja, infecting 202 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Crianusia's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, a degree in Sierim Serrima Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.

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