The Rogue Nation of Cretanja Garrison 26 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.086 billion Cretanja Garrison 26ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Cretanja Garrison 26ian economy, worth 46.0 trillion Crets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,354 Crets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,975 per year while the poor average 2,655, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cretanja Garrison 26's national animal is the Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Cretanja Garrison 26 is ranked 59,548^th in the world and 2,755^th in Suspicious for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,982.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.