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Most Pacifist: 17,046thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,701stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,749th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Creepy Clown Symphony

Population4.428 billion


The Republic of Creepy Clown Symphony is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.428 billion Creepy Clown Symphonyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Creepy Clown Symphonyian economy, worth 139 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,577 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creepy Clown Symphony's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Creepy Clown Symphony is ranked 93,397th in the world and 7th in flex tape for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 3,531.85 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Pacifist: 17,046thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,701stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,749thMost Authoritarian: 22,225th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

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