The Empire of Creepy0 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 608 million Creepy0ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of skeleton city. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Creepy0ian economy, worth 46.9 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,129 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Creepy0's beaches, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creepy0's national animal is the skeletons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Creepy0 is ranked 21,078^th in the world and 58^th in United Kingdom for Most Pacifist, with 117.6 cheeks turned per day.