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Most Influential: 77thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,375thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,395th
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Population21.897 billion

CapitalPyramid County
LeaderKing Dev
FaithThe Covenant of Holy Notch

AnimalCreeper Cow

The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.897 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,354 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,858 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, Creeptopian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 307,728th in the world and 996th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -649.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 77thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,375thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,395thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,534thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,838thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,385thHighest Economic Output: 3,704thMost Devout: 4,009thMost Efficient Economies: 4,129thMost Stationary: 4,683rdBest Weather: 5,633rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,641stNicest Citizens: 5,771stHighest Food Quality: 5,907thRudest Citizens: 6,218thMost Cultured: 6,599thSmartest Citizens: 6,628thMost Inclusive: 6,882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,019thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,419thHealthiest Citizens: 8,135thHighest Average Incomes: 8,665thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,950thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,207thMost Developed: 9,773rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,015thLargest Populations: 10,496thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,904thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,991stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,047thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,539thTop
Safest: 16,257thLargest Governments: 23,581stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,684thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,173rdLowest Crime Rates: 29,603rd
Most Influential: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 63rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionLargest Populations: 100th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 102nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the region

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