The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.897 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,354 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,858 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, Creeptopian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 307,728^th in the world and 996^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -649.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.