The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.993 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 5.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,182 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,306 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There are no more heroes any more, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 40,957^th in the world and 204^th in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Free, scoring 77.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.