The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.835 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 5.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,308 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,522 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Creeptopian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 213,805^th in the world and 988^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -27.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.