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Most Influential: 144th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,571st Largest Publishing Industry: 2,687th
The Flourishing Counties of
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Population13.801 billion

CapitalPyramid County
LeaderKing Devyl
FaithThe Covenant of Holy Notch


The Flourishing Counties of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Devyl with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.801 billion Creeptopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,912 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,604 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 152,782nd in the world and 1,090th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -25.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Influential: 144thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,571stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,687thMost Efficient Economies: 2,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,718thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,539thBest Weather: 3,570thNicest Citizens: 4,037thMost Devout: 4,062ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,819thHighest Economic Output: 6,464thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,470thMost Stationary: 6,524thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,930thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,885thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,910thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,302ndMost Cultured: 9,549thMost Developed: 9,966thSafest: 10,102ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,430thLargest Populations: 12,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,115thSmartest Citizens: 13,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,554thHighest Average Incomes: 14,952nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionBest Weather: 77th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 77th in the regionNicest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the region

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