The Flourishing Counties of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Devyl with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.801 billion Creeptopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,912 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,604 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 152,782^nd in the world and 1,090^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -25.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.