The Flourishing Counties of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.572 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,426 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,823 Creebucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 5,972^nd in the world and 52^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 2,078.70700296 Days.