The Republic of CreepieMezzo is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning Cats population. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.101 billion Gopros have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient CreepieMezzoan economy, worth 38.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,819 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos and CreepieMezzo has designated CreepieMezzo City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CreepieMezzo's national animal is the Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CreepieMezzo is ranked 157,286^th in the world and 636^th in Europeia for Largest Governments, scoring 12.69 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.