The United States of Creechdom is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 844 million Creechdomians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Creechdomian economy, worth 71.2 trillion hairballs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 84,412 hairballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news. Crime is totally unknown. Creechdom's national animal is the cicada, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Creechdom is ranked 90,261^st in the world and 341^st in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.