The United States of Creechdom is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rufus T Firefly with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.267 billion Creechdomians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Creechdomian economy, worth 193 trillion hairballs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,185 hairballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, young adults still believe that cicadas deliver newborns to expecting parents, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Creechdom's national animal is the cicada, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pacifism.

Creechdom is ranked 119,001^st in the world and 895^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 72.82 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.