The Federation of CreativeNameIsCreative is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Creatively Named Man with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.723 billion Creativese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Contrivia. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Creativese economy, worth 156 trillion Social Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,976 Social Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cancellation of "The Real Vixens of New Contrivia" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CreativeNameIsCreative's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism probably.

CreativeNameIsCreative is ranked 52,130^th in the world and 2,183^rd in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.89 Bank.