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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 468th Largest Black Market: 713th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,029th
The Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Avanti, Cream Sauce!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cream Sauce

Population11.524 billion

CapitalBruma
LeaderChristopher Shaye Cormack
FaithCreamsauciology

CurrencyLira
AnimalWolf

The Nation of Cream Sauce is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Christopher Shaye Cormack with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 11.524 billion Zealots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bruma. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zealot economy, worth a remarkable 2,399 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 208,241 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cream Sauce's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Creamsauciology.

Cream Sauce is ranked 3,157th in the world and 2nd in Crassia for Most Cultured, scoring 183 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 468thLargest Black Market: 713thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,029thMost Devout: 1,320thLargest Retail Industry: 1,461stTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,881stMost Cultured: 3,157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,358thMost Efficient Economies: 3,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,603rdHighest Economic Output: 4,865thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,037thHighest Average Incomes: 5,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,146thLowest Crime Rates: 5,398thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,342ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,851stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,298thHealthiest Citizens: 9,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,442ndLargest Governments: 10,834thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,221stSmartest Citizens: 12,441stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,703rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,514thMost Developed: 15,673rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,486th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cream Sauce, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream Sauce, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream Sauce, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream Sauce, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream Sauce, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Cream Sauce lodged a message on the Crassia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream Sauce, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream Sauce, only persecuted professionals need apply.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream Sauce, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
  • : Cream Sauce was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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