by Max Barry

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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,906thLargest Black Market: 2,179thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,652nd
The Philippine Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Hail the Philippines & Nusantara, till the end of time.
Benigno Aquino III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazybloxian Empire

Population5.354 billion

LeaderBenigno Aquino III

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalPhilippine eagle

The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.354 billion Filipinos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,299 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the fate of the world literally rests on Benigno Aquino III's fingers, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 217,341st in the world and 184th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Secular, with 3.38 Atheism Rate.

Highest Poor Incomes: 1,906thLargest Black Market: 2,179thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,662ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,950thHighest Average Incomes: 3,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,262ndMost Devout: 3,352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,441stLargest Mining Sector: 3,762ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,937thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,019thLargest Governments: 5,153rdRudest Citizens: 5,199thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,445thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,993rdMost Developed: 6,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,626thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,736thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,779thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,371stMost Influential: 8,558thLargest Retail Industry: 9,443rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,723rdSmartest Citizens: 9,752ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,935thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,993rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,493rdMost Inclusive: 12,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,647thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,703rdMost Cultured: 15,466thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,711thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,287thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,651stMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,143rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the region

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