The Expansionist Democracy of Crazybloxian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crazybloxeha Groetu with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.324 billion Crazybloxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemuria. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazybloxian economy, worth 586 trillion sliding doors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 176,435 sliding doors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, many aides in Crazybloxeha Groetu's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 1,295^th in the world and 830^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 119 Valid Endorsements.