The Thai Kingdom of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thai leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.741 billion Thai are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thai economy, worth a remarkable 2,535 trillion Thai baht a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 260,308 Thai baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and Thai leader's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Bangkok generates millions of views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 65,264^th in the world and 55^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,655.23 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.