The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.201 billion Filipinos are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 256,507 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and Benigno Aquino III's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Manila generates millions of views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 2,706^th in the world and 3^rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 321.49 Bank.