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Nudest: 3,839th Most Devout: 4,764th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,409th
The Expansionist Democracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Help us in the armed struggle against Renegalle!
Crazybloxeha Groetu
Influence
Hermit
the real owner of this place
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Crazybloxian Empire

Population2.227 billion

CapitalLemuria
LeaderCrazybloxeha Groetu
FaithChristianity

Currencysliding door
Animalpolar bear

The Expansionist Democracy of Crazybloxian Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Crazybloxeha Groetu with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.227 billion Crazybloxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemuria. The average income tax rate is 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazybloxian economy, worth 332 trillion sliding doors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 149,516 sliding doors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, the single fish caught by Crazybloxian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Crazybloxian Empire's thriving fisheries, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Crazybloxian Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 11,026th in the world and 1st in Crazybloxian Empire for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,573.45 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Top
5%
Nudest: 3,839thMost Devout: 4,764thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,409thRudest Citizens: 5,988thHealthiest Citizens: 7,161stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,426thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,094thMost Developed: 9,157thBest Weather: 9,669thMost Efficient Economies: 10,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,026thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,097thLargest Governments: 11,254thLowest Crime Rates: 12,114thMost Average: 12,484thHighest Average Incomes: 12,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,499thSmartest Citizens: 15,606thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,216thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,373rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazybloxian Empire agreed to construct embassies between Crazybloxian Empire and Realms of Taron.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, there's a bright dawn ahead for Crazybloxian Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, the single fish caught by Crazybloxian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Crazybloxian Empire's thriving fisheries.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university.
  • : Crazybloxian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Crazybloxian Empire is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Crazybloxian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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