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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,906thLargest Black Market: 2,174thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,649th
The Philippine Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Hail the Philippines & Nusantara, till the end of time.
Benigno Aquino III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazybloxian Empire

Population5.361 billion

LeaderBenigno Aquino III

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalPhilippine eagle

The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.361 billion Filipinos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,379 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,299 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the fate of the world literally rests on Benigno Aquino III's fingers, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 48,901st in the world and 50th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Nudest, with 182.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Highest Poor Incomes: 1,906thLargest Black Market: 2,174thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,660thMost Efficient Economies: 2,935thHighest Average Incomes: 3,089thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,254thMost Devout: 3,338thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,434thLargest Mining Sector: 3,760thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,914thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,006thLargest Governments: 5,147thRudest Citizens: 5,187thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,442ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,982ndMost Developed: 6,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,195thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,352ndMost Influential: 8,528thLargest Retail Industry: 9,411thLowest Crime Rates: 9,709thSmartest Citizens: 9,724thHealthiest Citizens: 9,927thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,473rdMost Inclusive: 12,523rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,686thMost Cultured: 15,427thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,631stLargest Publishing Industry: 17,250thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,616thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,124th
Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the region

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