by Max Barry

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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,207thLargest Black Market: 2,400thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,619th
The Philippine Republic of
Libertarian Police State
Hail the Philippines & Nusantara, till the end of time.
Civil Rights
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Crazybloxian Empire

Population5.093 billion

LeaderBenigno Aquino III

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalPhilippine eagle

The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.093 billion Filipinos are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 251,939 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Benigno Aquino III's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 6,478th in the world and 13th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,787.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Highest Poor Incomes: 2,207thLargest Black Market: 2,400thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,619thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,743rdMost Devout: 3,158thMost Efficient Economies: 3,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,288thHighest Average Incomes: 3,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,563rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,934thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,065thRudest Citizens: 4,339thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,127thLargest Governments: 5,278thMost Developed: 6,212thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,284thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,562ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,291stSmartest Citizens: 8,920thLowest Crime Rates: 9,613thHealthiest Citizens: 9,684thLargest Retail Industry: 9,955thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,839thMost Inclusive: 12,522ndMost Influential: 12,543rdHighest Economic Output: 12,848thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,504thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,505thMost Cultured: 15,376thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,554th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the region

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