The Expansionist Democracy of Crazybloxian Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Crazybloxeha Groetu with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.227 billion Crazybloxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemuria. The average income tax rate is 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazybloxian economy, worth 332 trillion sliding doors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 149,516 sliding doors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, the single fish caught by Crazybloxian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Crazybloxian Empire's thriving fisheries, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Crazybloxian Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 11,026^th in the world and 1^st in Crazybloxian Empire for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,573.45 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.