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Nudest: 3,843rd Most Devout: 4,781st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,361st
The Expansionist Democracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Crazybloxeha Groetu
Influence
Hermit
the real owner of this place
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Crazybloxian Empire

Population2.253 billion

CapitalLemuria
LeaderCrazybloxeha Groetu
FaithChristianity

Currencysliding door
Animalpolar bear

The Expansionist Democracy of Crazybloxian Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Crazybloxeha Groetu with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.253 billion Crazybloxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemuria. The average income tax rate is 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazybloxian economy, worth 336 trillion sliding doors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 149,516 sliding doors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, the single fish caught by Crazybloxian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Crazybloxian Empire's thriving fisheries, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Crazybloxian Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 116,153rd in the world and 1st in Crazybloxian Empire for Most Inclusive, scoring 99.3 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Nudest: 3,843rdMost Devout: 4,781stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,361stRudest Citizens: 6,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,356thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,448thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,100thMost Developed: 9,161stBest Weather: 9,668thMost Efficient Economies: 10,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,026thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,080thLargest Governments: 11,270thLowest Crime Rates: 12,114thMost Average: 12,194thHighest Average Incomes: 12,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,403rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,463rdSmartest Citizens: 15,608thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,040thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,347th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazybloxian Empire agreed to construct embassies between Crazybloxian Empire and Realms of Taron.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, there's a bright dawn ahead for Crazybloxian Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, the single fish caught by Crazybloxian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Crazybloxian Empire's thriving fisheries.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university.
  • : Crazybloxian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazybloxian Empire, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Crazybloxian Empire is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Crazybloxian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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