by Max Barry

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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,944thLargest Black Market: 2,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,261st
The Philippine Republic of
Libertarian Police State
Hail the Philippines & Nusantara, till the end of time.
Benigno Aquino III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazybloxian Empire

Population6.294 billion

LeaderBenigno Aquino III

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalPhilippine eagle

The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.294 billion Filipinos are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,643 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,170 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, business is banging at no-tell motels, and increasing numbers of children in Crazybloxian Empire have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 2,261st in the world and 5th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 235.02 Bank.

Highest Poor Incomes: 1,944thLargest Black Market: 2,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,261stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,536thMost Efficient Economies: 2,771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,853rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,091stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,345thMost Devout: 3,641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,232ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,629thLargest Governments: 4,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,836thRudest Citizens: 4,918thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,244thMost Influential: 6,049thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,319thMost Developed: 6,429thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,479thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,648thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,067thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,636thSmartest Citizens: 9,393rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,433rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,645thHighest Economic Output: 10,386thMost Inclusive: 11,223rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,438thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,623rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,850thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,901stMost Cultured: 15,129thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,059thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,523rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,512thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,388th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the region

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