The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.294 billion Filipinos are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,643 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,170 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, business is banging at no-tell motels, and increasing numbers of children in Crazybloxian Empire have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 2,261^st in the world and 5^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 235.02 Bank.