by Max Barry

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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,905thLargest Black Market: 2,172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,650th
The Philippine Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Hail the Philippines & Nusantara, till the end of time.
Benigno Aquino III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazybloxian Empire

Population5.361 billion

LeaderBenigno Aquino III

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalPhilippine eagle

The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.361 billion Filipinos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,379 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,299 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the fate of the world literally rests on Benigno Aquino III's fingers, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 48,928th in the world and 50th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Nudest, with 182.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Highest Poor Incomes: 1,905thLargest Black Market: 2,172ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,650thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,660thMost Efficient Economies: 2,935thHighest Average Incomes: 3,089thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,254thMost Devout: 3,338thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,434thLargest Mining Sector: 3,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,915thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,009thLargest Governments: 5,149thRudest Citizens: 5,184thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,986thMost Developed: 6,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,624thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,197thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,327thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,356thMost Influential: 8,528thLargest Retail Industry: 9,413thLowest Crime Rates: 9,712thSmartest Citizens: 9,728thHealthiest Citizens: 9,932ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,973rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,478thMost Inclusive: 12,529thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,600thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,695thMost Cultured: 15,434thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,640thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,257thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,624thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,135th
Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the region

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