The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.354 billion Filipinos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,299 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the fate of the world literally rests on Benigno Aquino III's fingers, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 217,341^st in the world and 184^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Secular, with 3.38 Atheism Rate.