by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 945thMost Influential: 1,413thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,214th
The Tempestuous Principality of
Democratic Socialists
Chase the wave, ride the Ankylosauras.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Crazy Waters

Population13.575 billion

LeaderGrand Rider of the Ankylosauras


The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.575 billion Crazy Watersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion Teddies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,550 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 190,512th in the world and 5,160th in the West Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,088.73 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 945thMost Influential: 1,413thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,214thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,825thBest Weather: 3,140thSafest: 4,516thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,575thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,458thMost Pacifist: 5,905thHealthiest Citizens: 6,079thNicest Citizens: 7,051stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,112thHighest Food Quality: 8,533rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,562ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,756thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,409thMost Inclusive: 10,719thMost Cultured: 11,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,257thSmartest Citizens: 12,427thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,449thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,883rdLargest Populations: 23,170thLowest Crime Rates: 23,819thMost Stationary: 23,873rd
Most Influential: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 54th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Pacifist: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 149th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 150th in the regionNicest Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 166th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 169th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 180th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 182nd in the regionMost Cultured: 207th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 228th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Stationary: 244th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 254th in the regionMost Inclusive: 258th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 296th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 316th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 430th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 437th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 512th in the regionLargest Governments: 524th in the regionMost Developed: 598th in the regionLargest Black Market: 692nd in the region

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