The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.655 billion Crazy Watersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Teddies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,683 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental legislation occurs cyclically, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society. Crime is totally unknown. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 134,748^th in the world and 3,070^th in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 583.46 milliStalins.