by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,976th Most Influential: 2,526th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,636th
The Tempestuous Principality of
Democratic Socialists
Chase the wave, ride the Ankylosauras.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Crazy Waters

Population7.615 billion

LeaderGrand Rider of the Ankylosauras


The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 7.615 billion Crazy Watersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 18.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crazy Watersian economy, worth 899 trillion Teddies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,126 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is totally unknown. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 45,086th in the world and 1,814th in the West Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 69.76 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,976thMost Influential: 2,526thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,636thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,695thBest Weather: 3,603rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,777thHealthiest Citizens: 6,115thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,156thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,609thNicest Citizens: 6,614thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,991stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,418thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,061stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,662ndSafest: 9,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,205thMost Inclusive: 10,279thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,776thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,267thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,881stMost Pacifist: 12,147thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,667thMost Cultured: 14,012thSmartest Citizens: 14,553rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,896thHighest Economic Output: 16,201st
Most Influential: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionBest Weather: 84th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 145th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionNicest Citizens: 165th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 178th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 202nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 219th in the regionSafest: 240th in the regionLargest Populations: 250th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 258th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 285th in the regionMost Inclusive: 286th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 303rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rd in the regionMost Cultured: 324th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 373rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 379th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 432nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Developed: 651st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 657th in the region

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