by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,021stMost Influential: 2,198thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,437th
The Tempestuous Principality of
Democratic Socialists
Chase the wave, ride the Ankylosauras.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Crazy Waters

Population9.655 billion

LeaderGrand Rider of the Ankylosauras


The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.655 billion Crazy Watersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Teddies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,683 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental legislation occurs cyclically, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society. Crime is totally unknown. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 134,748th in the world and 3,070th in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 583.46 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,021stMost Influential: 2,198thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,437thBest Weather: 3,117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,809thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,009thHealthiest Citizens: 6,159thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,863rdNicest Citizens: 6,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,050thSafest: 8,560thMost Pacifist: 9,582ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,753rdMost Inclusive: 9,879thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,889thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,253rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,254thMost Cultured: 13,382ndSmartest Citizens: 13,676thHighest Economic Output: 16,101stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,539thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,020th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 66th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 166th in the regionNicest Citizens: 168th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 169th in the regionLargest Populations: 221st in the regionSafest: 222nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 230th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 235th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 252nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 254th in the regionMost Inclusive: 264th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionMost Pacifist: 287th in the regionMost Cultured: 296th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 297th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 309th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 520th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 543rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 558th in the regionMost Stationary: 567th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Waters, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Waters, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Waters, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Crazy Waters endorsed The Dominion of Wanapitei.
  • : Crazy Waters was endorsed by The Dominion of Wanapitei.
  • : Crazy Waters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Waters, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Waters, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Waters, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Waters, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 112 » Bran Astor, Cryland, Gryphonian Alliance, Divina Patriae, Meedvheyt, Dreamers for Hope, Archonina, Bhang Bhang Duc, Papercuts and Skittles, New Democratic Republic of Russia, BoxcarJim, The Rega, Glorious Existence, Triestine, Twisted Duality, Greg Tucker, Comia Noracon, Westwind, Common Good, Champaign, Barcocoland, Pandaland III, Matism, Kittenlicious, Thyrall, The Father-Land, Sensorland, Great Sheriffdom, My Anxiety, Fujai, Oometz, Neon Sweden, Svanland, Marshalia, Atopias, WyEast, Robbinston, The Anclave, Numpties, Mathematania, Mirchusko, Orcatortugs, Viperina, Ferroia, The Undivided, Wickedly evil people, Greynne, Liberillia, Tropical Isles, Atheist States of Philippines, and 62 others.Bigstickistan, Recuecn, Psikuta, Pandaland II, Illista, Probablynotverygoodistan, Constantinopolisia, Dilber, Akshireuya, Sindria, United States of Northern America, Condonohia, Wyndward, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Holmani, Pi Island, Arnic, Libterraria, Quevilis, Kiensu, Einherfell, Nieubasria, Leukogeras, Gracelantia, Arracrania, Resurgence City, IndyCar Racing, Moriari, Plankstein, Mediobogdum, Estriacea, Schlesien-Galizien, Anuubis, Ahssn, Troodan, Scationtanland, The United Tribes of Bantai, Critterland, Zoran, The divisive isolationists, Thevinia, Santos-Dominius, Emark, Grand Republic of the Sun, Giovanniland, Samueliebox, Fhaengshia, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Cumidava, Aldesport, DiscGolfLand, Kurabis, Professor Thomas, Av Libertas Vindex, Newfieisland, Yaspica, Dominguez Hills, Dalimbar, Davislanding, and Wanapitei.

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