by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,470thMost Influential: 1,992ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,399th
The Tempestuous Principality of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Chase the wave, ride the Ankylosauras.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazy Waters

Population11.266 billion

LeaderGrand Rider of the Ankylosauras


The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.266 billion Crazy Watersians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion Teddies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,681 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, future leaders of Crazy Waters regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 197,993rd in the world and 4,786th in the West Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.19 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,470thMost Influential: 1,992ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,399thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,438thBest Weather: 3,094thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,569thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,604thHealthiest Citizens: 6,309thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,383rdNicest Citizens: 7,415thSafest: 8,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,435thHighest Food Quality: 8,686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,324thMost Pacifist: 9,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,020thMost Inclusive: 10,666thTop
Most Cultured: 11,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,747thSmartest Citizens: 13,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,476thHighest Economic Output: 15,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,151stMost Income Equality: 22,708thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,808th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 175th in the regionNicest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionSafest: 199th in the regionLargest Populations: 201st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 202nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 205th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 216th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 225th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 236th in the regionMost Cultured: 238th in the regionMost Pacifist: 255th in the regionMost Inclusive: 263rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 274th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 278th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 389th in the regionMost Stationary: 406th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 462nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 517th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 540th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 541st in the region

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