The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.266 billion Crazy Watersians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion Teddies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,681 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, future leaders of Crazy Waters regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 197,993^rd in the world and 4,786^th in the West Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.19 Weapons Per Person.