The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 7.615 billion Crazy Watersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 18.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crazy Watersian economy, worth 899 trillion Teddies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,126 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is totally unknown. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 45,086^th in the world and 1,814^th in the West Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 69.76 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.