The Monarchy-Matriarchy of Crazy Kongo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Nariyah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.47 billion Crazy Kongoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinshasa. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Crazy Kongoan economy, worth 225 trillion Coppers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,076 Coppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public, the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Kongo's national animal is the Belgian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy Kongo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Crazy Kongo was endorsed by The Republic of Cujodega.
- : Crazy Kongo was endorsed by The Gold Blooded States of Confederate QWERT.
- : Crazy Kongo was endorsed by The Theocracy of Suicidistan.
- : Crazy Kongo was endorsed by The Free Land of Clean Land.
- : Crazy Kongo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protection of Biomedical Research"".
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Kongo, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Crazy Kongo was endorsed by The United States of RedRunele.
- : Crazy Kongo's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Crazy Kongo endorsed The Community of Unit 23.
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