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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 145th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,810th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,788th
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Crazy Kongo

Population1.47 billion

LeaderQueen Nariyah


The Monarchy-Matriarchy of Crazy Kongo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Nariyah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.47 billion Crazy Kongoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinshasa. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Kongoan economy, worth 225 trillion Coppers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,076 Coppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public, the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Kongo's national animal is the Belgian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazy Kongo is ranked 165,584th in the world and 9,076th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 15.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 145thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,810thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,788thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,041stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,598thMost Influential: 4,834thLargest Black Market: 4,891stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,911thMost Secular: 5,057thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,639thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,889thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,541stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,601stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,588thLargest Governments: 11,605thLargest Mining Sector: 12,572ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,885thMost Cultured: 13,016thMost Efficient Economies: 15,056thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,088thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,820thMost Authoritarian: 17,590th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Black Market: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 149th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 188th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 288th in the regionMost Secular: 298th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 442nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 448th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 460th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 496th in the regionLargest Governments: 504th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 508th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 570th in the regionMost Cultured: 634th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 673rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 696th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 757th in the region

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