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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,038th Most Authoritarian: 7,357th Most Income Equality: 10,700th
The Mentally Unstable Puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Envoy
Fortuna
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Crazy Coconut

Population1.503 billion

CapitalInsane Asylum
LeaderCoco Loco

Currencymental problem
Animalllama

The Mentally Unstable Puppet of Crazy Coconut is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Coco Loco with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.503 billion Mental Patients are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insane Asylum. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Insane economy, worth 65.4 trillion mental problems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,527 mental problems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Coconut's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazy Coconut is ranked 134,984th in the world and 25th in From The End for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -6.78 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,038thMost Authoritarian: 7,357thTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,700thBest Weather: 10,778thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,094th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Coconut's influence in From The End fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Crazy Coconut's influence in From The End fell from "Negotiator" to "Diplomat".
  • : Crazy Coconut's influence in From The End rose from "Envoy" to "Negotiator".
  • : Crazy Coconut's influence in From The End rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Crazy Coconut's influence in From The End rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Crazy Coconut's influence in From The End rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Crazy Coconut was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Coconut, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Coconut, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Coconut, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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