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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,611th Most Authoritarian: 8,742nd Most Income Equality: 12,098th
The Mentally Unstable Puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Crazy Coconut

Population976 million

CapitalInsane Asylum
LeaderCoco Loco

Currencymental problem
Animalllama

The Mentally Unstable Puppet of Crazy Coconut is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Coco Loco with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 976 million Mental Patients are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insane Asylum. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Insane economy, worth 39.6 trillion mental problems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,598 mental problems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Coconut's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazy Coconut is ranked 171,105th in the world and 3,843rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,611thMost Authoritarian: 8,742ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,098thBest Weather: 12,808thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,756th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 181st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 245th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 274th in the regionMost Income Equality: 290th in the regionMost Inclusive: 300th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 345th in the regionSafest: 350th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 375th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 381st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 396th in the regionLargest Governments: 421st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Coconut was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Coconut, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Coconut, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Coconut, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Coconut, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
  • : Crazy Coconut's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Crazy Coconut's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Coconut, Coco Loco goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Crazy Coconut resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Coconut, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.

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