The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 43.987 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 19,127 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 434,836 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, every workday begins with group therapy, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 315,410^th in the world and 5,159^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -25.5 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.