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Crazed monkies

Population30.286 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 30.286 billion Crazed monkiesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,608 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 383,301 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 152,176th in the world and 6,290th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -28.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Beautiful Environments: 11thBest Weather: 16thMost Developed: 18thLongest Average Lifespans: 32ndLargest Black Market: 38thSmartest Citizens: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 87thMost Advanced Public Education: 97thHealthiest Citizens: 98thHighest Poor Incomes: 116thRudest Citizens: 117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 126thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 151stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 199thHighest Economic Output: 216thMost Secular: 226thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 448thMost Stationary: 505thHighest Average Incomes: 587thLargest Publishing Industry: 756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,008thMost Inclusive: 1,027thLargest Populations: 1,075thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,605thLargest Governments: 2,356thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,237thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,573rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,394thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,372ndMost Influential: 8,618thLowest Crime Rates: 8,716thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,509thNudest: 10,511thMost Politically Free: 12,512thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,558thMost Income Equality: 13,927th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 132nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214th in the regionNudest: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 307th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 356th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 391st in the regionMost Politically Free: 421st in the regionMost Influential: 450th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 451st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the ban on cars has been repealed.


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