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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rdBest Weather: 10thMost Secular: 24th
The Armed Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Vote monkey, get monkey
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Crazed monkies

Population39.067 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 39.067 billion Crazed monkiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 15,396 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,111 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 1,688th in the world and 45th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 29,293.15 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rdBest Weather: 10thMost Secular: 24thSmartest Citizens: 30thMost Developed: 46thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdHealthiest Citizens: 66thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 224thHighest Food Quality: 235thHighest Poor Incomes: 283rdLargest Governments: 313thRudest Citizens: 323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 338thMost Stationary: 387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 401stMost Inclusive: 511thMost Efficient Economies: 596thMost Patriotic: 634thLargest Populations: 943rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,025thSafest: 1,304thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,029thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,032ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,286thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,609thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,086thMost Cultured: 7,813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,125thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,339thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,502ndMost Influential: 12,795thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,450thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,806thMost Income Equality: 20,872nd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 125th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 230th in the regionMost Cultured: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 287th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 414th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 453rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 541st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 619th in the regionMost Influential: 829th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,092nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,119th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the justice of Crazed monkies is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.

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