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Most Beautiful Environments: 6thBest Weather: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Vote monkey, get monkey
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Crazed monkies

Population34.945 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.945 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,582 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,065 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 225,527th in the world and 8,474th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -34.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 6thBest Weather: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thSmartest Citizens: 47thMost Secular: 54thMost Developed: 58thLongest Average Lifespans: 70thHealthiest Citizens: 82ndMost Advanced Public Education: 191stHighest Poor Incomes: 212thHighest Economic Output: 248thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357thMost Stationary: 437thLargest Information Technology Sector: 474thRudest Citizens: 478thLargest Governments: 596thMost Inclusive: 598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 785thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 824thLargest Populations: 988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,005thHighest Average Incomes: 1,061stLargest Black Market: 1,125thMost Efficient Economies: 1,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,615thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,510thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,695thSafest: 3,095thLowest Crime Rates: 3,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,149thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,563rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,584thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,648thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,308thTop
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Most Influential: 11,692ndMost Income Equality: 12,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,716th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionSafest: 98th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 124th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 168th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 174th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 276th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 282nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 599th in the regionMost Cultured: 676th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 714th in the regionNudest: 733rd in the regionMost Influential: 813th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the nation is known as the cheapskates of the South Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, millions of Crazed monkiesians are excellent swimmers.

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