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Most Beautiful Environments: 5thBest Weather: 14thMost Secular: 34th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Vote monkey, get monkey
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Crazed monkies

Population36.776 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.776 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 13,353 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 363,105 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's biggest export is stupidity, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and much of Crazed monkies's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 208,503rd in the world and 6,511th in the South Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -12.12 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 5thBest Weather: 14thMost Secular: 34thSmartest Citizens: 39thMost Developed: 56thLongest Average Lifespans: 66thHealthiest Citizens: 77thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 205thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 216thMost Advanced Public Education: 233rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 243rdHighest Economic Output: 248thHighest Food Quality: 276thHighest Poor Incomes: 322ndRudest Citizens: 345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 380thLargest Governments: 427thMost Stationary: 430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 476thMost Inclusive: 498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 553rdMost Patriotic: 763rdMost Efficient Economies: 765thLargest Populations: 960thHighest Average Incomes: 1,160thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,313thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,521stSafest: 1,575thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,945thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,058thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,744thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,232ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,132ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,391stTop
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Most Influential: 11,803rdMost Income Equality: 16,123rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,594thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,570th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionSafest: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 155th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 257th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 299th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 401st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 405th in the regionNudest: 408th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 588th in the regionLargest Black Market: 597th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 618th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, much of Crazed monkies's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, Monkey Mountain spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.

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