Population | 42.502 billion |
Capital | Monkey Mountain |
Leader | Bingo from the Banana Splits |
Currency | Damn dirty ape |
Animal | Human |
The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 42.502 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 18,116 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 426,240 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the comic book series 'Bingo from the Banana Splits and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Crazed monkies is ranked 1,204th in the world and 31st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 163.76 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the comic book series 'Bingo from the Banana Splits and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, many believe that Bingo from the Banana Splits's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.