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Most Beautiful Environments: 9th Best Weather: 15th Most Developed: 19th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Vote monkey, get monkey
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Crazed monkies

Population31.381 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 31.381 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,593 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 369,447 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, nude art is becoming wildly popular, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 78,359th in the world and 3,354th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.9 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 9thBest Weather: 15thMost Developed: 19thLongest Average Lifespans: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rdSmartest Citizens: 64thHealthiest Citizens: 93rdLargest Black Market: 109thMost Advanced Public Education: 143rdHighest Poor Incomes: 161stMost Secular: 166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 185thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 214thHighest Economic Output: 223rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 313thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 331stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 398thRudest Citizens: 481stMost Stationary: 487thHighest Average Incomes: 713thLargest Information Technology Sector: 852ndLargest Publishing Industry: 906thMost Inclusive: 919thLargest Populations: 1,054thLargest Governments: 1,544thMost Efficient Economies: 1,554thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,235thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,745thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,550thLowest Crime Rates: 5,975thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,810thMost Influential: 9,398thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,961stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,518thMost Income Equality: 16,343rd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 210th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 211th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 213th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 315th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 450th in the regionMost Influential: 581st in the regionNudest: 662nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 725th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, edutainment video games are taking Crazed monkies's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, many friends and relatives of Bingo from the Banana Splits have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Crazed monkies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, Max Barry is this year's Miss Crazed monkies.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, Crazed monkiesians are unrivalled in obstacle courses.

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