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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rdBest Weather: 8thMost Secular: 15th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Vote monkey, get monkey
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Crazed monkies

Population42.502 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 42.502 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 18,116 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 426,240 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the comic book series 'Bingo from the Banana Splits and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 1,204th in the world and 31st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 163.76 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rdBest Weather: 8thMost Secular: 15thSmartest Citizens: 23rdMost Developed: 38thLongest Average Lifespans: 43rdHealthiest Citizens: 49thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 119thMost Advanced Public Education: 136thLargest Information Technology Sector: 137thHighest Economic Output: 188thHighest Poor Incomes: 197thLargest Governments: 208thMost Patriotic: 224thHighest Food Quality: 257thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 291stMost Stationary: 356thMost Scientifically Advanced: 359thSafest: 633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 641stMost Efficient Economies: 653rdMost Inclusive: 658thLargest Populations: 811thHighest Average Incomes: 853rdRudest Citizens: 931stLowest Crime Rates: 1,204thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,707thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,524thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,555thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,538thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,044thMost Cultured: 5,514thMost Income Equality: 8,389thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,373rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,631stMost Influential: 12,965thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,302ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 16,855thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,227th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 134th in the regionMost Income Equality: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 222nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 281st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 353rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the comic book series 'Bingo from the Banana Splits and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, many believe that Bingo from the Banana Splits's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.

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