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Most Beautiful Environments: 11th Best Weather: 16th Most Developed: 17th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Vote monkey, get monkey
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Crazed monkies

Population30.973 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 30.973 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,681 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 377,160 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 161,841st in the world and 7,162nd in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.68 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 11thBest Weather: 16thMost Developed: 17thLongest Average Lifespans: 29thLargest Black Market: 40thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61stSmartest Citizens: 65thHealthiest Citizens: 93rdMost Advanced Public Education: 112thHighest Poor Incomes: 137thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 152ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 164thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 174thMost Secular: 186thHighest Economic Output: 217thRudest Citizens: 297thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 310thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 346thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 381stMost Stationary: 509thHighest Average Incomes: 647thLargest Publishing Industry: 846thLargest Information Technology Sector: 915thMost Inclusive: 936thLargest Populations: 1,057thMost Efficient Economies: 1,563rdTop
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Largest Governments: 1,832ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,599thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,857thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,299thLowest Crime Rates: 7,377thTop
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Most Influential: 9,157thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,172ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,208thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,780thMost Income Equality: 13,848thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,183rd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 115th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 194th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 221st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 247th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 320th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 599th in the regionMost Income Equality: 655th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, Bingo from the Banana Splits claims to know what infants are thinking.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.

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