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Most Beautiful Environments: 11th Best Weather: 17th Most Developed: 18th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Vote monkey, get monkey
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Crazed monkies

Population30.656 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.656 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,699 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 381,630 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, Crazed monkies's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 63,207th in the world and 2,870th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 11thBest Weather: 17thMost Developed: 18thLongest Average Lifespans: 31stLargest Black Market: 42ndSmartest Citizens: 68thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69thHealthiest Citizens: 98thMost Advanced Public Education: 113thHighest Poor Incomes: 114thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 157thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 161stMost Secular: 205thHighest Economic Output: 213thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 278thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 415thMost Stationary: 503rdRudest Citizens: 595thHighest Average Incomes: 613thLargest Publishing Industry: 731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 821stMost Inclusive: 974thLargest Populations: 1,068thMost Efficient Economies: 1,558thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,124thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,771stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8,754thLowest Crime Rates: 8,920thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,921stMost Influential: 8,945thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,409thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,591stMost Income Equality: 11,419thNudest: 14,278thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,662nd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 113th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 119th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 216th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 235th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 245th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 262nd in the regionNudest: 326th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 327th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 522nd in the regionMost Influential: 541st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 620th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Crazed monkies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, Crazed monkies's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.

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