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Most Inclusive: 976thRudest Citizens: 1,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,350th
The Dominion of
New York Times Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
Soda Popinski
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Craptastica

Population11.671 billion

CapitalAndlandia
LeaderSoda Popinski
FaithBlasphemy

CurrencyCrap
AnimalBaby Harp Seal

The Dominion of Craptastica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Soda Popinski with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.671 billion Craptasticans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andlandia. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Craptastican economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion Craps a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 266,796 Craps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and Soda Popinski claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime is totally unknown. Craptastica's national animal is the Baby Harp Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blasphemy.

Craptastica is ranked 175,011th in the world and 144th in Canada for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 58.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Inclusive: 976thRudest Citizens: 1,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,350thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,509thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,807thSmartest Citizens: 1,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,973rdTop
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Most Developed: 2,133rdMost Cultured: 2,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,292ndBest Weather: 2,588thHighest Average Incomes: 2,806thLargest Governments: 3,160thMost Influential: 3,349thHighest Economic Output: 3,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,483rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,072ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,115thMost Stationary: 6,717thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,616thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,277thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,168thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,254thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,555thLargest Retail Industry: 10,999thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,646thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,661stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,301stLowest Crime Rates: 14,245thMost Secular: 15,861stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,803rd
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Craptastica, Soda Popinski claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Craptastica, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Craptastica, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Craptastica, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Craptastica, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Craptastica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Craptastica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Craptastica, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Craptastica, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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