by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 570th Most Influential: 888th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,942nd
The Democratic Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Strength in society.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.918 billion

CapitalThe Crapitol
LeaderCrapolian Bonaparte
FaithThe Truth is Out There

AnimalDiamondback Terrapin

The Democratic Republic of Crappolia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crapolian Bonaparte with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.918 billion Crappolians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crapitol. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crappolian economy, worth 227 trillion Crappies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,712 Crappies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime is totally unknown. Crappolia's national animal is the Diamondback Terrapin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truth is Out There.

Crappolia is ranked 74,714th in the world and 4,124th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,287.81 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 570thMost Influential: 888thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,942ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,966thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,996thMost Inclusive: 4,662ndSafest: 5,619thMost Pacifist: 5,897thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,618thMost Developed: 6,722ndNicest Citizens: 6,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,305thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,484thBest Weather: 7,673rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,844thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,160thTop
Most Cultured: 8,923rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,141stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,344thMost Secular: 9,502ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,598thSmartest Citizens: 10,224thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,310thMost Efficient Economies: 10,832ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,383rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,220thRudest Citizens: 13,886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,081st
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 154th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 164th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 233rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 268th in the regionMost Inclusive: 297th in the regionSafest: 311th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 314th in the regionMost Pacifist: 335th in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 373rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 387th in the regionNicest Citizens: 394th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 400th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 401st in the regionMost Developed: 406th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 419th in the regionBest Weather: 420th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 424th in the regionMost Cultured: 433rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 450th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 494th in the regionMost Secular: 502nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 519th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 546th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 552nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 576th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 577th in the regionRudest Citizens: 600th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 654th in the regionNudest: 663rd in the regionLargest Governments: 861st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 885th in the region

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