by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,870th Most Secular: 5,720th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,461st
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Eminence Grise
Secondary Founder
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population173 million


The Commonwealth of CrapIForgotMyPassword is a very large, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 173 million Forgetfuls have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong CrapIForgotMyPasswordian economy, worth 9.63 trillion Passwords a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,682 Passwords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

People of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', the government seizes all major gold finds, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air CrapIForgotMyPassword flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. CrapIForgotMyPassword's national animal is the Amnesiacs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrapIForgotMyPassword is ranked 136,736th in the world and 3rd in Insane Asylum for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -9 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,870thMost Secular: 5,720thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,461st

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