by Max Barry

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Craiglang, (bearing the same name and yet no relation to the fictional Glaswegian suburb of the show Still Game), is a cold, windswept, harshly beautiful nation. Blizzards and earthquakes are commonplace in the far north, while the rest of the country enjoys slightly warmer temperatures and good fertile ground.

Decrepit Auld Bastards, as the residents are known, are fiercely patriotic, despite common protesting and petitioning to the government. At the core of it, most DABs enjoy being left to do whatever it is they do best - be it running a gambling business, designing public transportation, or forwarding a career as a second-rate journalist by writing hit pieces on anyone who draws breath.