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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,377thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,823rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,285th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Craiglang

Population69 million

CurrencyPound Sterling
AnimalCane Toad

The Constitutional Monarchy of Craiglang is a large, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 69 million Decrepit Auld Bastards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The very strong Craiglangian economy, worth 4.25 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 61,616 Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Craiglang's national animal is the Cane Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Craiglang is ranked 29,863rd in the world and 19th in The Western Isles for Highest Crime Rates, with 13.68 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,377thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,823rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,285thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,423rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,014thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,508thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,153rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,044thMost Primitive: 18,320th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Craiglang, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiglang, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiglang, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiglang, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiglang, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiglang, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiglang, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiglang, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiglang, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Craiglang voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Disease Naming Compact"".

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