The United Kingdom of Craftosaurus is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 166 million Craftosaurusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Craftosaurusian economy, worth 11.9 trillion Ingots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 71,510 Ingots, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Craftosaurus's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Craftosaurus is ranked 103,144^th in the world and 25^th in Autropolis for Smartest Citizens, with 32.29 quips per hour.