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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,026thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,856thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,371st
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Craftosaurus

Population166 million

CurrencyIngot
Animalpanda

The United Kingdom of Craftosaurus is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 166 million Craftosaurusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Craftosaurusian economy, worth 11.9 trillion Ingots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 71,510 Ingots, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Craftosaurus's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Craftosaurus is ranked 103,144th in the world and 25th in Autropolis for Smartest Citizens, with 32.29 quips per hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,026thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,856thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,371stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,590thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,117thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,841st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo.
  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, the Great Craftosaurusian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Craftosaurus, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.

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