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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,044thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,402ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,017th
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Crackhead Hawaii

Population254 million

CurrencyHawaiian Dollar
AnimalDolphin

The Free Land of Crackhead Hawaii is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 254 million Crackhead Hawaiians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Crackhead Hawaiian economy, worth 28.5 trillion Hawaiian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 112,395 Hawaiian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, fraternities are notoriously exclusive, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crackhead Hawaii's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crackhead Hawaii is ranked 115,018th in the world and 2nd in Pengia Terrum for Largest Black Market, with 335 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,044thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,402ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,017thHighest Crime Rates: 7,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,998thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,536thLargest Retail Industry: 12,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,829thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,653rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,761stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,738thMost Efficient Economies: 19,850thMost Armed: 22,496thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,267thMost Developed: 23,919th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crackhead Hawaii was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, fraternities are notoriously exclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Crackhead Hawaii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.

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