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Highest Disposable Incomes: 6,018thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,051stRudest Citizens: 7,124th
The Super Cool Rich Utopia of of of
Left-Leaning College State
The Land of The Free
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Crackhead Hawaii

Population907 million

CapitalNew Maui

CurrencyHawaiian Dollar
AnimalDolphin

The Super Cool Rich Utopia of of of Crackhead Hawaii is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 907 million Crackhead Hawaiians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Maui. The average income tax rate is 7.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crackhead Hawaiian economy, worth 99.6 trillion Hawaiian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 109,795 Hawaiian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Procrastination is a national sport, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crackhead Hawaii's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crackhead Hawaii is ranked 188,838th in the world and 5th in Pengia Terrum for Most Conservative, scoring 31 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 6,018thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,051stRudest Citizens: 7,124thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,993rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,624thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,027thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,712thMost Armed: 14,167thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,773rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,855thBest Weather: 17,480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,863rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,927thMost Efficient Economies: 18,052ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,715thMost Developed: 22,491stLargest Publishing Industry: 22,742nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crackhead Hawaii was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Crackhead Hawaii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Crackhead Hawaii was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Crackhead Hawaii, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Crackhead Hawaii changed its national nation type to "Super Cool Rich Utopia of of".

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