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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,883rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,012thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,165th
The COlLeCtIoN of
Civil Rights Lovefest
CrAcKhEaD cErTiFiEd
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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CrAcKhEaD dInOsAuRs

Population660 million

CapitalcRaCk CiTy


The COlLeCtIoN of CrAcKhEaD dInOsAuRs is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 660 million CrAcKhEaDs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cRaCk CiTy. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming CrAcKhEaD economy, worth 83.1 trillion Crackers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,963 Crackers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime is totally unknown. CrAcKhEaD dInOsAuRs's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrAcKhEaD dInOsAuRs is ranked 23,389th in the world and 12th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,883rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,012thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,165thMost Influential: 5,463rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,204thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,047thLargest Retail Industry: 10,166thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,682ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,884thTop
Fattest Citizens: 13,240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,449thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,490thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,835thMost Inclusive: 18,171stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,834thHighest Drug Use: 23,389thHighest Average Incomes: 23,399thHighest Food Quality: 24,232nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 52nd in the region

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