The Dominion of Crackerish Giveaway Beggar is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.371 billion Crackerish Giveaway Beggarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.0%.

The thriving Crackerish Giveaway Beggarian economy, worth 202 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,488 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,732 per year while the poor average 19,422, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crackerish Giveaway Beggar's national animal is the card beggar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crackerish Giveaway Beggar is ranked 258,389^th in the world and 10^th in Trading Cards for Most Primitive, scoring -129.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.