by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 5,963rd Most Devout: 6,004th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,689th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Jesus is my Anchor. (Hebrews 6:19)
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population493 million

CurrencySand Dollar

The Republic of Crabsea is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and ban on automobiles. The devout population of 493 million Crabbers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Crabber economy, worth 18.7 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,972 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Crabsea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crabsea's national animal is the Crab.

Crabsea is ranked 130,220th in the world and 2nd in Mission Crabs for Smartest Citizens, with 22.59 Quips Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 5,963rdMost Devout: 6,004thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,689thTop
Most Pacifist: 15,863rd

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