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The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
I am as radiant as the sun.
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
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Crabniss Everdeen

Population2.841 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalCrab

The Commonwealth of Crabniss Everdeen is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.841 billion Crabniss Everdeenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Crabniss Everdeenian economy, worth 140 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,523 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Crabniss Everdeen's stability, and citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crabniss Everdeen's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crabniss Everdeen is ranked 58,250th in the world and 1st in CRAB for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.12 kickbacks per hour.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crabniss Everdeen, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Crabniss Everdeen, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Crabniss Everdeen's stability.
  • : Following new legislation in Crabniss Everdeen, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Crabniss Everdeen, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Crabniss Everdeen, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Crabniss Everdeen's influence in CRAB rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Crabniss Everdeen's influence in CRAB rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Crabniss Everdeen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Crabniss Everdeen, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Crabniss Everdeen, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.

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