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Population7.926 billion



The Empire of Crabius is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Fenrir with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.926 billion Crabiusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crabiusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,497 trillion sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 315,107 sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of Fenrir sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and Crabiusian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crabius's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cthulhuism.

Crabius is ranked 162,161st in the world and 6,620th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -946.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 226thRudest Citizens: 302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 702ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 747thHighest Poor Incomes: 755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 938thHighest Average Incomes: 1,307thMost Influential: 1,322ndMost Developed: 1,517thSmartest Citizens: 1,556thTop
Largest Governments: 1,662ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,711thMost Cultured: 1,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,939thHealthiest Citizens: 2,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,329thLowest Crime Rates: 2,382ndSafest: 2,662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,258thMost Inclusive: 3,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,680thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,775thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,154thHighest Economic Output: 4,281stLargest Retail Industry: 4,404thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,804thMost Secular: 4,922ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,208thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,067thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,944thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,337thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,612thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,156thMost Stationary: 9,306thMost Politically Free: 9,317thNudest: 12,660th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 100th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 116th in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 131st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 131st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 150th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 183rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 183rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 197th in the regionMost Secular: 198th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231st in the regionNudest: 274th in the regionLargest Populations: 289th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 387th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 496th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 616th in the region

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