by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 963rdMost Influential: 1,822ndMost Inclusive: 4,878th
The Colony of
Democratic Socialists
It'll work itself out
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Craams Mal

Population1.331 billion

CapitalCraams Squirrel District
LeaderBob Yolo


The Colony of Craams Mal is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bob Yolo with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.331 billion Craams Malians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Craams Squirrel District. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Craams Malian economy, worth 134 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,715 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, Bob Yolo panders to nontraditional families, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Craams Mal's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nada.

Craams Mal is ranked 196,749th in the world and 8,592nd in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.49 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 963rdMost Influential: 1,822ndTop
Most Inclusive: 4,878thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,333rdMost Pacifist: 5,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,515thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,282ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,447thBest Weather: 7,494thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,748thNicest Citizens: 8,009thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,379thMost Secular: 8,568thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,065thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,979thTop
Safest: 10,669thMost Developed: 10,776thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,378thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,915thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,679thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,026thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,330thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,499thSmartest Citizens: 17,206thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,329thLargest Governments: 18,920thMost Income Equality: 18,931stHealthiest Citizens: 18,977thMost Efficient Economies: 19,599th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 256th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 278th in the regionMost Pacifist: 304th in the regionMost Inclusive: 311th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionBest Weather: 416th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 425th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 436th in the regionNicest Citizens: 449th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 496th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 517th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 527th in the regionSafest: 579th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 596th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 612th in the regionMost Developed: 621st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 642nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 670th in the regionMost Influential: 678th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 717th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 750th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 756th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 796th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 798th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 846th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 883rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 887th in the regionMost Income Equality: 900th in the regionLargest Governments: 909th in the region

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