|Capital||Craams Squirrel District|
The Colony of Craams Mal is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bob Yolo with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.331 billion Craams Malians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Craams Squirrel District. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Craams Malian economy, worth 134 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,715 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Arbitration is mightier than the sword, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, Bob Yolo panders to nontraditional families, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Craams Mal's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nada.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Craams Mal was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Bacciatto.
- : Craams Mal endorsed The People's Democratic Empire of Sopernia.
- : Craams Mal endorsed The Borderlands of Unsophisticate.
- : Craams Mal endorsed The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, Bob Yolo panders to nontraditional families.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
- : Craams Mal was endorsed by The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the dartboard at the Craams Malian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Bob Yolo's face.
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