The Armed Republic of CR26 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.378 billion CR26ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 84.5%.
The frighteningly efficient CR26ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,399 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,729 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
It's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CR26's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
CR26 is ranked 187,891st in the world and 2,411th in Two for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 667.42 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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CR26 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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CR26, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
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CR26, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
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CR26 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
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CR26 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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CR26, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
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CR26, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
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CR26, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown.
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CR26, even secular CR26ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
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CR26, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.