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Safest: 633rd Most Pacifist: 725th Highest Average Tax Rates: 845th
The Tholian Assembly of
Left-wing Utopia
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CPSU

Population14.366 billion

CapitalVladivostok
LeaderSteven Ivannov
FaithAthiesm

CurrencyEnergy Credit
AnimalTribble

The Tholian Assembly of CPSU is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.366 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Cseepian economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 69,708 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motels cater primarily to adulterers, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CPSU's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

CPSU is ranked 106,741st in the world and 132nd in The Allied States for Most Authoritarian, with 0.12 Stalins.

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Safest: 633rdMost Pacifist: 725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 845thLowest Crime Rates: 1,265thLargest Governments: 1,289thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,315thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,383rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,002ndBest Weather: 2,012thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,312thHealthiest Citizens: 2,844thSmartest Citizens: 3,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,019thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,115thMost Inclusive: 4,251stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,765thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,928thNicest Citizens: 5,998thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,396thLargest Populations: 7,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,920thTop
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Nudest: 9,139thMost Cultured: 9,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,426thMost Secular: 10,815thHighest Economic Output: 11,500thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,739thMost Income Equality: 13,097th
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Safest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CPSU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.
  • : CPSU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, motels cater primarily to adulterers.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, Cseepian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.

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