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Safest: 643rd Most Pacifist: 667th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,206th
The Tholian Assembly of
Left-wing Utopia
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Tholian Assembly of CPSU is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.025 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The large but sluggish Cseepian economy, worth 803 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,658 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CPSU's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

CPSU is ranked 89,888th in the world and 125th in The Allied States for Highest Drug Use, scoring 62 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Safest: 643rdMost Pacifist: 667thLowest Crime Rates: 1,206thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,213thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,320thLargest Governments: 1,320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,329thTop
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Best Weather: 2,066thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,159thHealthiest Citizens: 2,871stSmartest Citizens: 2,995thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,471stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,698thMost Inclusive: 3,762ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,040thNicest Citizens: 5,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,874thMost Politically Free: 5,957thMost Secular: 6,595thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,993rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,446thLargest Populations: 8,251stMost Cultured: 8,931stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,479thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,841stNudest: 10,574thMost Income Equality: 12,241stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,070thHighest Economic Output: 13,375thMost Extreme: 16,873rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,291st
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CPSU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : CPSU lodged a message on the The Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : CPSU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme and Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : CPSU's influence in The Allied States rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in CPSU, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.

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