by Max Barry

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Safest: 595th Most Pacifist: 656th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,198th
The Tholian Assembly of
Left-wing Utopia
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
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The Tholian Assembly of CPSU is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.539 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The large but sluggish Cseepian economy, worth 841 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,121 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and the question of 'what is Steven Ivannov's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CPSU's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

CPSU is ranked 15,084th in the world and 3rd in The Amish Republic for Most Extreme, scoring 31.85 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Safest: 595thMost Pacifist: 656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,198thLowest Crime Rates: 1,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,268thLargest Governments: 1,282ndTop
Best Weather: 1,834thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,089thHealthiest Citizens: 2,772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,876thSmartest Citizens: 3,059thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,712thMost Inclusive: 4,079thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,420thNicest Citizens: 5,608thMost Secular: 5,633rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,803rdMost Politically Free: 6,508thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,099thTop
Largest Populations: 7,750thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,121stNudest: 8,395thMost Cultured: 8,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,389thMost Income Equality: 10,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,236thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,657thHighest Economic Output: 12,733rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,570thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,852ndMost Extreme: 15,084th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

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