Safest: 633rd Most Pacifist: 660th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,172nd
The Tholian Assembly of
Left-wing Utopia
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
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The Tholian Assembly of CPSU is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.446 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish Cseepian economy, worth 785 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,122 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vladivostok's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Vladivostok Times is sold out, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CPSU's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

CPSU is ranked 155,184th in the world and 47th in The Universal Order of Nations for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -9.36 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Safest: 633rdMost Pacifist: 660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,196thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,288thLargest Governments: 1,338thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,381stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,061stBest Weather: 2,089thSmartest Citizens: 2,678thHealthiest Citizens: 2,714thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,499thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,517thMost Politically Free: 3,518thMost Inclusive: 3,728thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,822ndNicest Citizens: 5,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,721stMost Secular: 5,998thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,109thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,146thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,483rdLargest Populations: 8,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,966thMost Income Equality: 9,082ndMost Cultured: 9,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,146thNudest: 10,599thMost Extreme: 12,812thHighest Economic Output: 13,169th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the region

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