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Most Influential: 593rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,161st Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,417th
The Federation of
New York Times Democracy
We sleep better than the rest of the world.
Quies Lodix
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Federation of Cozy Beds is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Quies Lodix with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.988 billion Cozy Bedsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Mattress Emporium. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cozy Bedsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,821 trillion pillows a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,806 pillows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Cozy Bedsian Space Agency, Quies Lodix's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use the Mattress Emporium as a backdrop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cozy Beds's national animal is the chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iter Somnia.

Cozy Beds is ranked 163,603rd in the world and 5,106th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1.42907547428 Days.

Most Influential: 593rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,417thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,050thSmartest Citizens: 4,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,672ndHighest Economic Output: 5,173rdMost Developed: 5,448thMost Cultured: 5,776thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,389thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,541stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,893rdMost Secular: 8,327thLowest Crime Rates: 8,343rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 8,536thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,623rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,699thLargest Governments: 9,771stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,201stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,326thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,551stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,977thLargest Populations: 12,062ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,955thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,289thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,728th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionMost Developed: 178th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 207th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 267th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 300th in the regionMost Secular: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 326th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 331st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 359th in the regionLargest Populations: 362nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 393rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 457th in the regionLargest Governments: 471st in the region

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