The Imperial Union of Cozio is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stokkeisarin Ūlisalkhi Sumū with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.455 billion Cozioans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsuomakt. The average income tax rate is 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cozioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,396 trillion Cozioan Kruunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 187,322 Cozioan Kruunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cozio's national animal is the Fersk Fisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khaivus and Impaalvus.

Cozio is ranked 16,056^th in the world and 275^th in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 102,307.73 Standard Monetary Units.