The Anselionite Republic of Coyotia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kolya Frost with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 26.109 billion Coyotians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockcastle. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The all-consuming Coyotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,805 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 107,462 marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

No one born in Coyotia can fix a leaky faucet, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, and Kolya Frost's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coyotia's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coyotia is ranked 182,986^th in the world and 19^th in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,030.66 on the Hickory Productivity Index.