The Countless Cows of Cowbridge is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King William IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 7.17 billion Cowbridgeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarbagne. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cowbridgean economy, worth 819 trillion Cowbridgean Ducats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,328 Cowbridgean Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, when their backs are against the walls Cowbridgeans look out for gay men, and King William IV can cry on demand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cowbridge's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinism.

Cowbridge is ranked 30,201^st in the world and 988^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 72.46 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.