The Federation of Cowboy furries is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The High Council of Hooligans with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.004 billion Mooks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special Stage. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Cowboy furriesian economy, worth 40.5 trillion Corks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,364 Corks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, no one is worried about government policies any more, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Cowboy furries' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cowboy furries's national animal is the Hybrid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cowboy furries is ranked 80,208^th in the world and 60^th in The Land Of Anarchy for Safest, scoring 91.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.