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Largest Information Technology Sector: 936th Smartest Citizens: 1,253rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,361st
The Imperialist Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Science isnít about why, itís about why not?
Emperor Carolus Von Vacano
Founder / Chancellor of Supranational Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.453 billion

CapitalNew Moscva
LeaderEmperor Carolus Von Vacano
FaithReformatory Confucianism

CurrencyGolden Dragon
AnimalThe Knight Who Said Ni

The Imperialist Dictatorship of Coutuza is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Carolus Von Vacano with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.453 billion Coutuzans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscva. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Coutuzan economy, worth 967 trillion Golden Dragons a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,167 Golden Dragons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say chess victor Emperor Carolus Von Vacano can kill you with mind-bullets, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Coutuzan as 'your finger, you fool', and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coutuza's national animal is the The Knight Who Said Ni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformatory Confucianism.

Coutuza is ranked 23,850th in the world and 1st in The Confederacy of Untied States for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 263,995.02 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 936thSmartest Citizens: 1,253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,361stMost Inclusive: 1,528thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,554thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,673rdMost Developed: 1,729thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,756thLargest Governments: 2,797thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,324thNicest Citizens: 3,416thLowest Crime Rates: 3,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,659thHealthiest Citizens: 3,816thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,873rdMost Cultured: 3,911thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,078thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,198thHighest Average Incomes: 4,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,721stMost Pacifist: 4,952ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,957thMost Secular: 5,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,513thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,624thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,964thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,476thHighest Economic Output: 13,738thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,007thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,192nd

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