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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,540thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,158th
The Socialist Confederacy of
Democratic Socialists
Miłosz Sawicki
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Counties of Cracow

Population1.692 billion

LeaderMiłosz Sawicki


The Socialist Confederacy of Counties of Cracow is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Miłosz Sawicki with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 1.692 billion Cracowians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cracow. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The powerhouse Cracowian economy, worth 176 trillion Vars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,179 Vars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Counties of Cracow's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Counties of Cracow is ranked 10,294th in the world and 184th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.65 bananas ingested per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,540thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,158thMost Influential: 4,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,028thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,045thMost Pacifist: 6,196thBest Weather: 6,228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,474thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,026thLowest Crime Rates: 7,521stSafest: 7,819thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,413thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,725thLargest Governments: 10,969thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,031stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,443rdHighest Food Quality: 16,157thNicest Citizens: 16,241stMost Inclusive: 16,845thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,016thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,796thSmartest Citizens: 21,324thMost Patriotic: 23,675thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,524thMost Developed: 25,384th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionMost Pacifist: 132nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th in the regionSafest: 147th in the regionBest Weather: 147th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 152nd in the region

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