by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,941st Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,231st Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,354th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
The land of opportunists.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population1.651 billion

LeaderPresident William Henry
FaithChurch of Rebirth


The Republic of Coulington is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President William Henry with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.651 billion Coulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harrisonburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Coulian economy, worth 227 trillion Coulings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 137,551 Coulings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 518,922 per year while the poor average 25,396, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Coulington, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and lavish state dinners in Harrisonburg are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coulington's national animal is the Kingfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Rebirth.

Coulington is ranked 27,203rd in the world and 1,509th in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 69.93 Years.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,941stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,231stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,354thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,922ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,471stMost Influential: 7,386thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,801stLargest Retail Industry: 12,404thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,190thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,403rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,275thRudest Citizens: 14,294thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,433rd
Most Influential: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 236th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 243rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 274th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 318th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 348th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 352nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 357th in the regionRudest Citizens: 447th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Coulington's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Coulington's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Coulington was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Coulington's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Coulington was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Coulington ceased to exist in Novus Lucidum.
  • : Coulington was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Coulington was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Coulington was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Coulington's influence in Novus Lucidum fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".


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