The Federation of Costuvia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ницолас Дилесте with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.132 billion Costuvians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Цоста Ройа. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Costuvian economy, worth 473 trillion Costuvian Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,474 Costuvian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, Costuvia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Costuvia's national animal is the Guanaco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Costuvia is ranked 37,623^rd in the world and 879^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.71 law-abiding acts per hour.