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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,571stFattest Citizens: 2,246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,563rd
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
we do state inspections
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Costco Tire Center

Population14.187 billion

Capital1st floor water cooler
LeaderScam Likely
FaithPride and Accomplishment

Currencycostcash coin
Animaldomesticated 12-gauge

The Federation of Costco Tire Center is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Scam Likely with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.187 billion Costco Tire Centerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 1st floor water cooler. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Costco Tire Centerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,071 trillion costcash coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 216,521 costcash coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 976,535 per year while the poor average 29,563, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

Illegal immigration remains a hot topic, tabloids coo over Scam Likely's expected child, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Costco Tire Center's national animal is the domesticated 12-gauge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pride and Accomplishment.

Costco Tire Center is ranked 106,259th in the world and 1,387th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 396.78364883608 days.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,571stFattest Citizens: 2,246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,563rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,578thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,965thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,161stMost Armed: 4,041stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,332ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,556thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,044thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,744thHighest Economic Output: 7,017thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,582ndMost Cultured: 7,858thRudest Citizens: 7,877thHighest Average Incomes: 8,056thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,369thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,765thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,209thLargest Black Market: 13,421stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,113thSmartest Citizens: 14,757thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 15,445thMost Patriotic: 15,460thLargest Mining Sector: 17,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,021stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,089thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,310thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,235thHighest Food Quality: 21,108thMost Secular: 22,948thMost Inclusive: 25,592ndLargest Populations: 28,614thLargest Governments: 29,065th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 70th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 174th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 187th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 187th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 239th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 264th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 290th in the regionMost Armed: 327th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 340th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 375th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 392nd in the regionMost Cultured: 398th in the regionRudest Citizens: 416th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 431st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 439th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 469th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 483rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 493rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 539th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 574th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 884th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 922nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,014th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,027th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,050th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Costco Tire Center was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Costco Tire Center was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
  • : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, tabloids coo over Scam Likely's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, illegal immigration remains a hot topic.
  • : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, the internal market is thriving.
  • : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.

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