Population | 14.187 billion |
Capital | 1st floor water cooler |
Leader | Scam Likely |
Faith | Pride and Accomplishment |
Currency | costcash coin |
Animal | domesticated 12-gauge |
The Federation of Costco Tire Center is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Scam Likely with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.187 billion Costco Tire Centerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 1st floor water cooler. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Costco Tire Centerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,071 trillion costcash coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 216,521 costcash coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 976,535 per year while the poor average 29,563, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.
Illegal immigration remains a hot topic, tabloids coo over Scam Likely's expected child, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Costco Tire Center's national animal is the domesticated 12-gauge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pride and Accomplishment.
Costco Tire Center is ranked 106,259th in the world and 1,387th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 396.78364883608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Costco Tire Center was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Costco Tire Center was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
- : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, tabloids coo over Scam Likely's expected child.
- : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, illegal immigration remains a hot topic.
- : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
- : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, the internal market is thriving.
- : Following new legislation in Costco Tire Center, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.