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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,108th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,362nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,021st
The Holy Decreeist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Our Nation, Our Pride, Our Honor
Supreme Royal Commander Cyprus Khan
Nagy Primor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Cossack Khanate

Population4.578 billion

LeaderSupreme Royal Commander Cyprus Khan


The Holy Decreeist Empire of Cossack Khanate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Royal Commander Cyprus Khan with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.578 billion Cossacks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selvik. The average income tax rate is 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cossack economy, worth 975 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,052 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cossack Khanate's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Cossack Khanate is ranked 158,490th in the world and 38th in Farkasfalka for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -30 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,362ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,021stMost Avoided: 2,162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,206thLargest Mining Sector: 2,264thMost Devout: 2,300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,368thLargest Black Market: 2,423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,688thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,875thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,896thLargest Retail Industry: 3,429thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,283rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,702ndMost Conservative: 6,765thLowest Crime Rates: 6,878thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,396thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,667thMost Efficient Economies: 7,956thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,220thMost Authoritarian: 8,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,110thLargest Governments: 11,353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,244thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,894thHighest Economic Output: 14,329th
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the region

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